Interview with The Devil
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Good evening my child
It’s good to see you
I'm not your child
So you belong to the "other" one eh?
I belong to "the one"
Whatever
Many are under that illusion but they are really mine
Even the "other" one's son said many will say
"Lord, Lord didn’t we do miracles in your name?"
and He said, "Go away, you workers of iniquity
I never knew you."
Well, I sure knew them
If I have many who work miracles
can you imagine how many I have
who don't work miracles
Well I'm not one of those.
That's what “they” thought
I can see into your heart
you're one of mine
You're known as the father of lies
the great deceiver
I know not to believe you
I lie when it suits me
I tell the truth when it suits me
I'm at least honest about that
You people rationalize
and make up excuses when you lie
You look different than I expected
you're actually rather good looking
What sense does it make to scare people?
I may be evil but Remember,
I was the most subtle creature
in the garden
Disguise is a great tool
I kill over ten times more people
each year with cigarettes
than 357's, 38's, 22's, 45's,
9mm's, and rifles combined
People are afraid of all those guns
but no one is afraid of one of my greatest killers
That’s my great power of illusion and deception
One of your greatest killers
how many do you have?
More than you can imagine
I have killers that kill the body,
the mind, and the spirit
Do you know how many marriages I break up?
And the fools don't even know that it’s me
How do you do that?
Simple,
I just make them think about themselves
MORE than each other
Pride and self centeredness
has always been one of my greatest tools
Don’t you know that you are defeated?
Don’t you know that you can’t win?
So
I’ve been here for thousands of years
and even by your book I’ve got many more
Many who live under my rule
know they’ll spend eternity burning in hell
If you humans are willing to sacrifice
all of eternity for a few decades of living it up
imagine how I feel about a few thousand years
Of course that “living it up” is my greatest illusion
I promise them bliss with
sex
drugs
alcohol
dishonestly
and many gratifications of the flesh
It lasts an average of 26 months before the futility
and misery begins to set in
26 months
where did you get that figure from?
Thousands of years of experience
Believe me, I know what I’m talking about
Besides, I may get defeated in the end
but I’ll still have more souls than the other one
a lot more
even your book says that
so who really wins?
But why do you like to make people miserable
and cause so much pain and destruction?
Sometimes I get more credit than I deserve
Some of you can be just as mean and hurtful as me
I don’t do all of that stuff
Much of that is from human flesh and the spirit of humans
Look at how many brothers and sisters are at each other’s throats
not speaking to each other
Kids hate parents and each other
I’m good at causing chaos
but I must admit
Human nature can get pretty low without my help
But you used to be an angel
why the big change?
That’s a long story
you wouldn’t fully understand
let’s just say
I got tired of taking orders
I didn’t want to be under anyone’s authority
I wanted to do my own thing
I wanted to be boss
Then again, maybe you would understand
Haven’t you ever felt like that?
Well haven’t you?
We are not interviewing me
we are interviewing you
Touched a nerve huh?
That little bit of not wanting to take orders
and wanting to self determine my own life
was my first step away from “the other one.”
Since it got me away
I use that same spirit on humans to get them away too
I just take a little of me and infuse it in
I’ve put that little bit of me in everyone
only a fool denies that
So what’s next
what are you planning now
I’m really planning a major shakeup
I’ve got some real nasty things cooking
I think I will be able to cause some heavy world destruction
Oh
you mean all of the international strife
and turmoil that’s happening
Nope, that’s the distraction
I’m real good at distractions
Sure
I’m causing some major world problems
but that isn’t what is really affecting most people
Beyond what they see in the news
and few price hikes here and there
it isn’t really impacting their world all that much
The major stuff I’m brewing messes up “their” world
not the international world
Fools are worrying about nations not getting along
and I have them not getting along with the people in the office
I’ve got them at war with the people they see everyday
I have them at war with the people under the same roof
I even have them at war with the person in the same bed
By the way
have you seen how I’ve really influenced who the other person
in the bed is these days?
I’m really proud of that
You see
the stuff they see on the news is the distraction
Your book says,
“Love thy neighbor”
not love thy “other nations”
I’ve got them hating their neighbor and the other nations too
Boy I’m good!
But why do you cause all of this destruction?
Have you ever squashed a bug?
I’m not talking about a mosquito that could bite you
or an insect that could sting you
but just an insect that could do you no harm
but you just squashed it for the heck of it
Well
have you ever squashed one
for the heck of it?
Or shall I say
for the hell of it?
Well have you?
I guess so
Well multiply that pleasure a million times over
I love squashing lives
hopes
dreams
joy
peace
life
health
prosperity
and harmony
I just love it!
Bugs
that’s the way I view all of you
helpless bugs to be squashed
Are you going to let me out of here
to tell people about your plans?
I mean if you are exposed people will get wise to you
I’m not going to stop you
you can’t harm me or my plans
I’ve been exposed from the beginning
your book says so
Plus
if you’ve been reading your book
and if you truly aren’t mine you’d know that I can’t stop you
I only have power over my people
not His
I’m nothing but “The Evil,”
shorten my name
from D’Evil
to simply Devil
and that’s what I am
People have always known my nature
One hundred forty two million three hundred fourteen thousand
seven hundred and sixty two people
have committed adultery this year
All but three knew that it was wrong
so go ahead
tell them and see what good it does
They already know in their hearts what is right and wrong.
The “other” one wrote His commands in their heart
I just put a little of me in there also
I’ve got you humans and I ain’t letting go of you
but then most of you don’t want to let go of me either
I told you
I’m good at what I do
<P>So what about Jesus
aren’t you afraid of Him?
Why should I be?
Look at the score
even He said it
“for wide is the gate, and broad is the way,
that leadeth to destruction
(destruction, that’s me)
and many there be which go in thereat:
Because strait is the gate and narrow is the way
which leadeth unto life
(life, that’s Him)
and few there be that find it.”
Notice that He said
“many would enter my path but few would even find His.”
Let me tell you something
everyone who finds His path still doesn’t enter
I get a lot of them standing at gate
knowing the way but undecided and still trapped
and unwilling to let go of my illusions
Oh yeah
I get a lot of them like that
You see
Finding and entering are two different things
When you add the score
I’ve got a wide path coming to me
That would be the equivalent
of an eight lane highway at rush hour
He has a narrow path coming to Him
that’s the equivalent of a small trail up a mountain
with only a few travelers every now and then
so why should I be afraid of Him?
But you get destroyed in the end
So
I will have reigned for thousands of years
and I’m going to take most of you with me
Don’t you have any mercy?
Mercy ain’t my thing
Never has been
never will be
that’s His thing
The only thing I’ve got is the illusion
that I can solve your problems
and bring you bliss
That illusion has been working
for thousands of years and it’s not slowing down
I tempt you puny humans with all of the stuff
of this world
Stuff that rots
and falls apart
and you fools keep falling for it
I’m going to expose this to thousands of people!
I’m going to expose you for what you are!
I’ll make people see!
You’ll expose this to thousands
maybe even millions
but I’ll tell you what will happen
They will enjoy it
some will say “amen,”
some will forward it to others
but they won’t change
For each three thousand four hundred and twenty-two
who are mine who see this
only ONE will change
only ONE
You fool! Only one will change
I will keep the others
I also know this from experience
I’ve got and will keep most of you
ONE in 3,422!
I keep 3,421!
So what have you got to say about that?
Jesus already said it
"I say to you that likewise there will be more joy in heaven
over ONE sinner who repents
than over ninety-nine just persons
who need no repentance.”
(Luke 15:7 NKJV)
[此贴子已经被作者于2005-1-6 9:19:18编辑过]
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